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thedailywhat:

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: A man in a full-body Gumby costume was caught on CCTV cameras attempting to hold up a San Diego 7-Eleven.

According to police, the would-be robber told the clerk he was being robbed, fumbled for a weapon, dropped 27 cents, and left.

The clerk, who described the perp to police as “a green SpongeBob SquarePants,” thought the entire incident was a joke and didn’t bother reporting it. It was the store owner who elected to get the law involved after viewing the surveillance tape.

The police are offering a $1,000 reward for any information that helps send Gumby — *puts sunglasses on sunglasses* — to the pokey.

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ap / sandiego.]

wow, Eddie Murphy really is doing everything he can to revive his career.

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  5. fuckyeahtopher reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    LMFAO
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    I’m crying hahaha
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  8. stace reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    wow, Eddie Murphy really is doing everything he can to revive his career.
  9. ladysmallz said: Ok now the simply didn’t make any sense what so ever… Lol
  10. poppyandpine reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    This is where I’m from, ladies and gents. Frackin’ San Diego.
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    PQ LYFE IS THE BEST LYFE
  12. shlau reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THIS IS IMPORTANT: this happened at a 7-eleven in rancho penasquitos.
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  16. muchachasucia reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    umm… green spongebob squarepants? LMAO
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