January 2011
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Cash-Strapped Bergen, N.J. To Fight Snow With... →
Salt-Water Concoction Costs Just 7 Cents A Gallon
(link via Greg)
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Watchcomedycentral:
Comedy Central Presents Speed Dating: Chelsea Peretti
What do you do when you are not doing comedy? Get into my robe and go lay on my couch inside a flannel blanket, doubt myself and pray to disappear.
Which subject were you best at in grade school? Penmanship and Molestation. JK! Not molested!!! S’far as I know! Maybe something flew below the radar. What about a little...
Sober February →
luckypaperstars:
interweber:
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL, Y’ALL
BUT WHAT ABOUT VALENTINE’S DAY, Y’ALL
I am doing this
BUT WHAT ABOUT PROM, BLAINE
golden-slumber:
You Are The Best Thing - Ray...
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Josh Rouse - My Love Has Gone (Nashville, 2005)
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Two Suns? Twin Stars Could Be Visible From Earth... →
“i’m turning my umbrella upsidedown to get that gold and uranium” - greg portz
“‘i’m going supernova’ is my new catchphrase” - sarah nowak
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Bristol: stace
rant
someone asked me if i could print something
for them
i said yassss
of course since that is my job
400 pages
at different paper sizes
me: NOOO
oh god
Bristol: legal
me: NO
Bristol: letter
11 by 17
me: legal should be BANNED
WHAT
Bristol: I KNOW
me: 3 sizes?!
Bristol: YASSS
but like it's not in order
me: no
Bristol: yassss
me: you have to keep changing
Bristol: ugh yasss
and the best part is
like ONE printer
has the option
of all sizes
and will do it automatically
but of course
today the toner ran out completely
there is ONE ream of paper
left
cause I ordered the wrong size
oh mah gerd
me: this is so terrible
Bristol: i feel like you are more upset
than i am
me: probably
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i had bbq at work for lunch
Alex has joined
Alex: i am doing as little work as possible, watching battlestar Galactica and getting a fishing license for the great state of nj
Alex: thanks
Alex: fly fishing
Alex: they make you say whether or not you owe child support so know this people nj dep of wildlife is doing thier part
Alex: i can add some corporate lawyers just for fun
Alex: FF = Farlow Friday = freaky friday
i had bbq at work for lunch
Alex: the state of NJ just 56 bucks from me
Alex: if you put crappy into an im with someone from goldman sachs they can't respond to it
Alex: yes
Alex: yes the word crappy typed out
Alex: well they have to all our old teachers are there
Alex: down to 15
we never made it to 20
Alex: 4 more
Alex: how boring is a headmistress bday party?
Alex: chief of police has dealers and hookers
it will be a lot like tonight
Alex: pizza - what is your favorite sean?
Alex: ok i have to finsih up some work - hope to see you all at some point tongiht - likely at the bar ealy
Alex has left
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also
Tyrone Davis - Can I Change My Mind (1969)
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TYRONE.
“This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad...”
– If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: and Other Things Your Mother Never Told You by Kelly Cutrone (via thechocolatebrigade) This is something I needed to read right now. Thank you, Kelly Cutrone for your infinite wisdom. (via lizlemon)
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“bish plz, that is soups lame.”
– stace (via suckinlookfunny)
oh look at how i talk! i am a grown ass woman.
6od:
These Arms of Mine (Otis Redding cover) —...
