December 2010
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The best part of that picture Keith posted is hearing his crazy voice in your head shouting “I got purple headphones!”
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Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
– Oscar Wilde (via nadiaamenta)
PSA: don't waste your money on heat therapy...
me: so tonight
maybe i can make it
i just bought a heat therapy patch
that is emitting NO heat
Bristol: YASSSSS
me: what a freaking waste of 6.99 greg!
Bristol: no
omg
it's the obama of heat patches
me: yo this cranky woman just came in
and hung her jacket on top of mine on the hook on the door
who does that?
like, that is MY HOOK BITCH
Desireé: were there other free hooks?
me: no! there is only one hook and it is mine
Desireé: you should show her your right hook, and then your left.
me: ha ha
Desireé: and then your Jane
me: oh stop
i have a collapsed lung
dont make me laugh
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Tragedy comes in threes. Pearl Harbor, Elizabeth Edwards’s passing, and Barack...
– Christine O’Donnell
Good things, bad things, new things, old things! Guys, I hate it when the Japanese bomb Hawaii and then a mere sixty-nine years later someone dies and also politics happens.
(via luckypaperstars)
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