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diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

a random chat I found in my gmail with Dez circa Jan '10

  • me: thats mean
  • ewwww
  • i think he
  • s jealous of how awesome we are
  • Dez: it's not mean too wait, it's probably good to wait for you as well
  • hahah, can you tumblr that?
  • me: i know
  • after i said it, i realized that was a really good line
  • wait, just that line?
  • in a quote?
  • or a chat box?
  • guide me!
  • Dez: i'd say chat box
  • to me everything's funnier in a chatbox anyway
  • me: but just what i wrote?
  • or what you wrote too?
  • Dez: no, just that
  • me: me: I think he's jealous of how awesome we are
  • that?
  • ha ha
  • Dez: but also, not this is making me laugh, our convo about how to tumblr our convo
  • me: ME TOO
  • Dez: *now
  • me: also i laughed on the train about the poop your pants guy
  • and now im laughing again
  • omg
  • Dez: haha, i forgot about that!
  • me: i know!
pizza

taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

Fun fact: I seriously love Ke$ha (hate that dolla sign tho)

icecreamisbetterwithafork

icecreamisbetterwithafork:

Happy Taco Tuesday everyone! 

For almost the last 2 years, Leah & I have been dedicating Tuesdays to Tacos and Bracelets.

What started out as an idea, that was only supposed to be 25 bracelets, turned into well over 1,000. 

"Maybe The Best Hasn’t Happened Yet" was my mantra for so long. It came from my song Never Say Never. A song that wrote itself when I thought I had nothing more to say. Over the last 2 years, I have watched this mantra take off. Its become more than my mantra, its become yours. Your source of strength, and hope. That the best has yet to come, that there is light at the end of the tunnel. 

My bracelet was the 1st copper bracelet we ever made. It went all around the world with me, from stage to stage. It was my hope. If I was having a bad day, when a guy I liked wouldn’t return my call, when I was tired, frustrated, lonely, and confused, I could always look down at my wrist and be reminded…Maybe the best hasn’t happened yet. 

I got engaged Dec 4th, and shortly after that, I realized I had lost my bracelet.

Leah and I have made every single one of these bracelets from scratch, by hand and even I can’t believe that we have made over 1,000. Im surprised our hands haven’t fallen off! Ha! But, when I meet someone at a show, when I get the chance to talk to someone who has a bracelet, it is ALL WORTH IT. 

Thank you for sharing your stories, thank you for believing that giving up is not an option. Thank you for knowing you deserve the best, and its on its way. Thank you for believing in the positive nature of the universe, instead of giving into the negative. 

Because of this, I don’t know that we will ever stop making these bracelets, it seems silly to quit now, plus I get emails daily from people that “NEED ONE NOW”. 

In the meantime, Leah and I had another idea, we want to start stamping another bracelet, with another one of my lyrics -and who better to ask than you! So let us know what your favorite TP lyric is!

You can leave it here in the comments section or you can hashtag your twitter responses with #MTBHHY

We can’t stamp a novel, so try and keep it limited to 6 words or so.

The lucky winner (lyric we pick) will get a bracelet gifted to them. 

Let the brainstorming begin! 

Tristan

I’ve been listening to Cedar + Gold a lot recently. So, when “Never Say Never” came on I never noticed at the end, she just speaks for a couple of minutes (listen here. it’s amazing.) I immediately got choked up. Because we’ve all been in that place. Because this is an epic break-up album. Because I had just seen her happy engagement photo on Instagram. And because I was so so happy for her.

I own this bracelet and wear it daily because it reminds me of how dark things got for her and how well everything’s turned out. I’m still waiting for my best.

(Oh, and the only good thing Jason Mraz has done since 2003 is break this girl’s heart to give us an album 1,000,000x better than his. Team Tristan.)